Dick Dickley was once asked by a children’s charity to donate money. His response was, "I decided not to have kids. I can’t think of a better contribution to the world than that." Here at Futurist Publishing, we are inclined to agree. In fact, at the office Christmas party last year, Dick’s Secret Santa convinced all the staff to slap him across the face for his present. Unsurprisingly, he loved it. Part of all sales from this book will go to a charity designed to keep decent people away from Dick Dickley. Thank you for your support.